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The Colorguard Site
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard
History/Background of Guard
How to Get Involved in Colorguard
Fundraising Ideas
Ways to Save Guard Money
Guard Award Ideas
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard Part 2
Colorguard Sayings
Colorguard Poems and Stuff
10 Commandments of Guard
Guard Excuses
Guard New Year's Resolutions
Performance/Competition Tips
Colorguard Tips
Tips for Captains
Captain Audition Tips
Guard Makeup Tips
Performance Hairstyle Tips
Uniform Help
Equipment Tips and Tricks
Dating a Guard Member
Music for Tryouts
Questions about Colorguard
Links to Specific Guards
End of Season Self-Evaluation
Bonding Ideas
The Unofficial Band Dictionary
Guard Dictionary
How To Annoy Colorguard Members
Why It's Great to be in Guard
The Attitude
Guns out of Guard?
Colorguard: The New Sport
Recruiting Tips
Guard Clip Art and Animations
Why Sabres are Better than Men
FYI: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
FA: Strains, Sprains, and Fractures
FA: Muscle Cramps and Leg Pain
FA: Bruises
Important Message!!

- You walk in step to all the music you hear
- You can spin everything in sight (pencils, brooms, pool cues...)
- You're constantly involved in fundraisers (wanna buy a candy bar?)
- The term 'attitude' has lost all meaning
- You're an expert at assembling backdrops
- You get estatic when you hear a song you've done a routine to
- You're lucky when your instructor gets your name right
- You know how to wrap your own bandages
- You have permanent rifle bruises on your left and right thumbs
- You can smile genuinely on command
- You can catch everything that's thrown at you
- You have an excuse for everything
- You find yourself telling your friends to do 20 pushups for chewing gum
- You're the last people to hear about the pep rally and the first people to perform in it
- Every song you hear becomes a possible flag routine
- You know the perfect spot for a toss in your favorite songs
- You know that "one more time" really means 5 more times
- You can do your hair and makeup anywhere
- You can change into your uniform anywhere
- Anyone who can throw a piece of wood 20 feet in the air and catch it instantly becomes your hero
- You can change, go to the bathroom, and go to your locker in 3.5 minutes
- Getting a sip of water is considered an act of love and kindness from your instructor
- You know that a five minute break really equals 2.5 minutes
- The band room becomes your home away from home
- You become your own pharmacist
- You know how many teenage girls can fit into one hotel room
- You know how to manage 9 girls and 1 bathroom
- The term "battle of the sexes" has turned into "battle of the bands and guards"
- You can mock other bands and guards quite well
- Four and a half hours of sleep before competition is lucky
- You know nothing is ever definite
- The smell of sunscreen reminds you of band camp
- You could never teach your dog to fetch because everything you throw, you HAVE to catch yourself
- No matter how good your guard is, you always get the smallest coverage in the yearbook
- You try more stunts than the cheerleaders
- You went to all the school football games but never paid for one
- Your nails never extend the tips of your fingers
- You've never actually watched a football game
- You can arm wrestle and band/drama/choir/cheerleading member and always win
- You march to background music in the mall
- You jazz walk/run home, to the mall, etc...
- Every time you get a bruise, you can immmediately tell it was from guard practice
- You're constantly runnning out of White-Out covering the marks on the walls and ceiling from the rifle you WEREN'T spinning in the house...
- You point your toes in your sleep
- You get all teary eyed when you have to put your saber down for dinner

From "Colorguard Corner"...(go to the links section)