Make your own free website on
The Colorguard Site
Why Sabres are Better than Men
History/Background of Guard
How to Get Involved in Colorguard
Fundraising Ideas
Ways to Save Guard Money
Guard Award Ideas
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard Part 2
Colorguard Sayings
Colorguard Poems and Stuff
10 Commandments of Guard
Guard Excuses
Guard New Year's Resolutions
Performance/Competition Tips
Colorguard Tips
Tips for Captains
Captain Audition Tips
Guard Makeup Tips
Performance Hairstyle Tips
Uniform Help
Equipment Tips and Tricks
Dating a Guard Member
Music for Tryouts
Questions about Colorguard
Links to Specific Guards
End of Season Self-Evaluation
Bonding Ideas
The Unofficial Band Dictionary
Guard Dictionary
How To Annoy Colorguard Members
Why It's Great to be in Guard
The Attitude
Guns out of Guard?
Colorguard: The New Sport
Recruiting Tips
Guard Clip Art and Animations
Why Sabres are Better than Men
FYI: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
FA: Strains, Sprains, and Fractures
FA: Muscle Cramps and Leg Pain
FA: Bruises
Important Message!!

Adapt as needed for other equipment...hehe

1. It would never leave you for another girl.

2. It may hurt you at first, but after you develop your relationship more, it stops.

3. If you say you have to go practice with a flag or rifle, it wont get jealous or posessive.

4. It can go anywhere with you.

5. It never whines at you.

6. It will never break a date.

7. It loves you.

8. If you get mad at it, you can toss it hard and fast.