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The Colorguard Site
Guard Excuses
History/Background of Guard
How to Get Involved in Colorguard
Fundraising Ideas
Ways to Save Guard Money
Guard Award Ideas
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard
Ways to Tell You're in Colorguard Part 2
Colorguard Sayings
Colorguard Poems and Stuff
10 Commandments of Guard
Guard Excuses
Guard New Year's Resolutions
Performance/Competition Tips
Colorguard Tips
Tips for Captains
Captain Audition Tips
Guard Makeup Tips
Performance Hairstyle Tips
Uniform Help
Equipment Tips and Tricks
Dating a Guard Member
Music for Tryouts
Questions about Colorguard
Links to Specific Guards
End of Season Self-Evaluation
Bonding Ideas
The Unofficial Band Dictionary
Guard Dictionary
How To Annoy Colorguard Members
Why It's Great to be in Guard
The Attitude
Guns out of Guard?
Colorguard: The New Sport
Recruiting Tips
Guard Clip Art and Animations
Why Sabres are Better than Men
FYI: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
FA: Strains, Sprains, and Fractures
FA: Muscle Cramps and Leg Pain
FA: Bruises
Important Message!!

Things you're bound to hear sometime during rehearsal!

I ran out of white electrical tape and had to go buy more.

My sabre tip split and I needed to replace it.

I was trying to do a horizontal with a turn and I hit myself on the head.

I don't have MY equipment!

This flag is weighted funny!

My strap is too loose/too tight.

I need to re-pad my rifle.

I didn't hit them, they got in MY way!

I accidentally stepped on my flag.

Hey, this isn't the equipment I always use! WHO'S GOT MY EQUIPMENT??

My crutch tip broke.

I ran out of sports tape.

My ACE bandage disintegrated and I had to get a new one.

I lost my drill sheets. (Submitted by Kristi)

There was a hole in my flag bag. (Submitted by Kristi)
Drill charts? What new drill charts?? (Submitted by Jenn)
The drumline took our tape... (Submitted by Jenn)
The band won't keep an even tempo. (Submitted by Jenn)
The wind blew my flag away and I couldn't catch it! (Submitted by Jenn)

More to come!