10. We know how to keep people in line

9. We continuously work on our technique

8. We adore wearing tight clothing

7. We do it on football fields and gym floors

6. We're used to poles of all sizes

5. We strive for the perfect performance

4. We work well with our hands

3. We're very flexible

2. We always want to be on top

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