1. It would never leave you for another girl.

2. It may hurt you at first, but after you develop your relationship more, it stops.

3. If you say you have to go practice with a flag or rifle, it wont get jealous or posessive.

4. It can go anywhere with you.

5. It never whines at you.

6. It will never break a date.

7. It loves you.

8. If you get mad at it, you can toss it hard and fast.